What bullshit!

Hassan is going to plead not guilty and try an insanity defense. No, you're not crazy, you sack of shit. You're a murderer and you knew what you were doing.

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Quick update on the Dog-Face Girl...

Now that we're a week out from surgery and life is returning to normal, Gina is going great. She's up, she's bouncy, she's just...a different dog. I mean, when the Pirate Dog is *running* through the house, you know things are good.

Thank you for your prayers and good thoughts for the Zen Doggen. She's awesome and such an amazing puppeh.

Dear Personal Trainer Type Person...

Ow. You are mean and you suck.

Not really.

Thank you for kicking my ass enough to get me moving, and reminding me that I'm stronger than I think I am. I'm pleased at how much I can do with weights, even if I am upset that I've let myself get this out of shape. The arms and shoulder and chest workout this morning was awesome.

That all being said, could you please hit me in the head with a hammer so I stop hurting? Kthxbai.