Tweets for Today

[soldiergrrrl]

• 17:39 Is go zoom zoom om nom nom zoom zoom. Yay for birfdays!! #
• 17:54 Dear truck behind us, where the flock would you like us to go? If you can't tell, we're boxed in, you stupid... #
• 19:00 My husband just sang me a birthday song. It included the phrases "older than dirt" and "she's still hot." O_o #
• 19:42 About 15 min out. (had a latrine break, sorry). Can you grab the lamps from the bedroom and bring them to the living room? #
• 19:53 Whoops. #

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